to move up and down
OP is always a ____
STEAM NAME: Sketchytexas
(via mullenator)
(via lulz-time)
Thats funny cause im not religious, i dont believe in that crap so thats obviously not the reason.
Wow, you’re right, that IS funny! Please tell us another funny story, you comical genius!
i think white people are drawn to fantasy sports because it’s the only way they can still buy and sell people
(via mullenator)
Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: $200
Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless
(via wellthoughtouttwinkie)
Interviewer: What kind of training went into you guys acting high?
Channing: Just have fun. Like, go crazy. I mean, it’s not a real drug, obviously. It’s called “Holy Effin’ Shit” so it’s not obviously a real drug.
(Source: ttimeturner)
(Source: michaelspanninthehouse, via cremebrulaid)
Acually it comes from all the millions of years the ocean has been sloshing around and salt is just one of the minerals that dissolved into the water.
something like that anyway.
Seahaven - Goodnight (Acoustic)
I’ve got God in a shoebox under my bed waiting for my finger.
We both look better in the dark so I’ll do it while were sleeping,
that way I will not reflect my father’s defining feature.
Really deep song, really great band.
(Source: thisismylaststraw, via curiosityandconfusion)
(Source: tramampoline-trambopoline, via curiosityandconfusion)
how to be a good student:
- care about your grades
- do your work
how to have a school-related mental breakdown:
- care about your grades
- don’t do your work
guess what I do
(via gosoakyourheadbutch)
(Source: lolli-popping, via lulz-time)
(Source: did-yuo-kno)
